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Santa Maria Pirate Weekend, May 2010 - Columbus, OH
Chapter 4th. Of what transpired on Saturday evening including the cannon salute, what some pirates do during landfall, another night on the town for your surgeon, Ivan Henry and Chris and several digressions into topics that have nothing whatsoever to do with Saturday evening. What can I say? I needed more material for this page. Besides, go read some of the original 17th and 18th c. accounts and you'll discovered they are forever going off into irrelevant discussions about the kinds of animals or plants that were in a place or even going so far as to include an excerpt lifted entirely from some Spaniard's journal of South America or whatever. So this bit is perfectly normal in such journals. Seriously.
We begin this chapter some nice shots of the Santa Maria. This is the third journal* for the Columbus Santa Maria Events, yet I have never once given you a proper tour of the ship. This is so even though I have been sitting there in the back of the main deck, listening to the same tour over and over. (And over and over and over...) I could probably recite much of the material for you, but I'm not going to. (Come out an play at the next event or pay for the tour to see that.) However, I will share some really wonderful photos that were taken by Karen Jones Arnold of the ship which I believe reveal its character.
*If you don't count the Santa Maria Surgeon's Journal, May 2009: The Missing Journal. (Which you can't 'cuz....it's missing.)
(Photo: Karen Jones Arnold) | (Photo: Karen Jones Arnold) |
(Photo: Karen Jones Arnold) | (Photo: Karen Jones Arnold) | (Photo: Karen) |
Criminal though it is, I had to trim some of those photos above to fit them on the web page. So I encourage you to check out the originals which you should be able to see by clicking on the link below each photo. I'm sure you'll agree that it is worth the side journey. We now return you to your originally scheduled journal, which is already in progress.
(Photo: Rosabella)
Sometime on Saturday, Count d'Booty and Rosabella took the Count's son
Khelben off to a restaurant somewhere in Columbus. I decided it must have
been on Saturday evening because I have space in the journal for it there.
I have no clue where they went, but it clearly had high ceilings (right), which reminded me of a really cool-looking place
we used to go on Friday afternoons when I worked in downtown Detroit called
Foran's Irish Pub. The food wasn't so great, although it looked cool. But I digress...
I know many of you wonder what pirates do when they make landfall. Well, Khelben is here to show you exactly what they do (below left). Of course, they usually go to Long John Silver's instead of a place that looks like Foran's Irish Pub, but any old port in a storm, you know? (I think I've used my entire quota of sea-clichés right in that last paragraph.) I do think it's really cool that pirate re-enactors can bring their kids, particularly their sons, to events. Every young boy wishes he were a pirate at some time...
(Photo: Rosabella) | (Photo: Rosabella) |
Of course, as soon as the alcohol was out, so was Lob - in fact he was right in the middle of things (at left). You haven't seen anything until you've seen a drunk stuffed monkey. Well, maybe you have, but I haven't.) Incidentally, Lob had his own Facebook page, in case your need for poop-flinging jokes wasn't fulfilled. (And who's has?) It was somewhere about this time that Ivan Henry, Chris and your author decided to head out in search of nightlife in the fair city of Columbus. However, they will have to wait for their bit of narrative because most of the pirate coterie stayed on the ship and partied with Lob, who by now was telling naughty stories about Lobette. (Whatever became of her anyway? One minute she arrives on the Santa Maria and Lob is nattering on about marrying her on his Facebook page and the next she's up and gone. I mean, what gives?) Lob aside, Nathanael Logsdon broke out his acoustic guitar and Mark Gist got out his fiddle and the pair apparently played a duet ( below.) I am sorry I missed it.
Some of the pirates couldn't resist leaving the ship to heed the siren's call (below.) As you can clearly see from their eyes in the photos below, all of these young escapees from the undead prom are possessed and on the prowl for unwitting sailors. Just like the tails of old, they call to the sailors on the ship to get them to sail into their rocks and crash. Then they can make heaps of corpses in their flowery meadows. (Well that's what I read that they do.) Our sailors were apparently not very discerning when it came to sirens and they joined right in, posing for photos and even giving them their coats and weapons.
After completing that task (and repeatedly answering the question " Why are you dressed like that?" with a variety of wry responses, none of which I recall), we headed back to the officious slip of a girl at the lectern. Ivan asked if we could sit a little bar table off to the side, which she allowed. Then two people got a table leaving the stools closest to you in the pic (at right) free, which Ivan an Chris slid over and took. This left me by my lonesome at the little bar table off to the side (which cannot be seen in this photo. Sorry.) I invited the officious slip of a girl to sit with me, but she said she wasn't allowed. (A real rule follower, this one.) Ivan suggested I drag my chair over to the corner of the bar near he and Chris, which she would allow, so I did that.
Speaking of me and the young ladies, there was lots of fascination and indirect questions from various people this weekend about Shay of the Keys using my shower at Searle's and what had transpired there that I didn't explain in the Journal. While I'm sorry to disappoint my audience, it went pretty much the way I described. Despite this, feel free to try and ply me with free drinks at upcoming events to try to learn more. (For the record, I like single malt scotches.)
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